Evelyn Evelyn Why do we bother to stay? Don’t you feel like severing? together at last It’s broken I don’t want to play closer than most Closer than anything They’re not looking anyway eighth wonder see the two-headed girl You’ll be shocked! you’ll be awed! A true freak of nature a blunder of God! Hear them sing see them dance Just ten bucks a photograph Isn’t it nice that they’re being so nice to us? If I’m not mistaken I think they might like us Aren’t we lucky to be here? Smile for the camera Evelyn Have you seen my sister Evelyn? Shock and Awe the natural world! Stupendous Revolting Evelyn