I thought the moment that Katie and got legally married last month was happiest I’d ever been. But night she brought out a West Ham shirt with Mrs M-H on back – thought well literally nothing can top this. And now I’m standing in front of you all my wife by side think we’d both agree for us it doesn’t get better: celebrating our love surrounded friends family who have travelled many miles to be here from Kenya Bahrain Italy Amsterdam and course those UK via Peterborough Liverpool minute passports… It’s been an amazing day so far but course wish there extra chair at table. like start taking remember can’t us today. As will know Dad passed away nine months ago which has taken huge pillar family. There’s lot things I’ll miss about him his reassurance opportunities he gave guidance. However one most pertinent ability refill wine glass you’d finished your last. So mind cheers you Dad. also always me manners this point it’d rude not going thank yous: kick off woman best friend as long mum fondly known Les or Big L. You are compassionate person know hope heart grow big yours day. appreciate everything do means much side today where may no longer shadow little girl evidenced fact still sit lap aged 32. lucky dad Having grown up seeing running gear golfing cycling DIY gear… The first thing want say is look very dapper tux cutting arms off! There fix there’s never time haven’t gone mile me. treasure moments we spent together. shout in-laws. met Chris’s parents 26th birthday. We went dinner after couple bottles wine let slip Chris were indeed boyfriend girlfriend actually probation. how hilarious Geoff found this shared mutual fondness stitching up. rare able laugh in-laws truly other way describe times enough share Geoff Denise Ben. Thank making feel welcome valued member since. adding that biggest yous needs go Mum Denise. When growing raised herself whilst working five days week city. sure ‘any mum would’ right rarely opportunity tell grateful am. wouldn’t man am without you. If that’s good then you’ve done pretty job. Les spending lockdown mother-in-law would stern test relationship but me wasn’t all. Hours playing darts mocking getting into beer/processo pong. Although reflection maybe idea. fondly. quick small dog was having none it! In all seriousness patience endless live lives lead help. John trying help fix slice golf marathon tips prior race day you’re someone turn crisis! clear see gets her perfectionist trait from. painting living room few years which naively relatively simple task. Little did certain technique walls what work weeks worth painting! didn’t understand clicked used watching paint dry being Spurs fan! again everything! To beautiful bridesmaids they should count hand mine extend over two. adulthood distance hasn’t friendship treat quality eachother priority wherever world lives. I’ve made some questionable sartorial decisions only stuck during phases even joined them. through highs lows worst hangovers. remiss mention rest SWPS gals. essentially filling entire table there best fun-loving group women know. We’ve two decades now it’s safe change. DJ plays Lady Sov tonight show everyone we’re really of. Now everything Alex. bit roundabout way guy life. supported past year shown just thoughtful reliable loyal honour call too. recent Windsor sesh showed anything light AND dance floor wait Round Two later finally husband friend teammate. Considering struggles make decisions any doubt when came saying ‘see soon’ left each brazen given hadn’t exchanged numbers. felt spark ours almost eight later fall deeper every list-making spiralled control wedding planning process list might fitting you: slow judge Quick sleep argument strength comes supporting vulnerable takes great too listener confidant Scrabble give generously don’t take anything granted sharp sense humour mind dress soft openly display more apparent than Ralph accept decline beer simultaneously nice guy hot marriage material we’ll disagree relationship. pinching myself spend life Out paths thankful ours crossed decision walk side. A lifetime together isn’t intend single it starting now. Cheers CMH decide joint speech keep surprise… Nels Best Man sorry second evening! mindful suspect stitch hour’s time. goes. Firstly organising unbelievable stag do. All lads commented job had blokes herding cats. On paper easy why well football scoring runs (or lack of) pretending insurance. Ever since uni mate year. privilege Evie’s godfather excited part come. groomsmen. Lads stories cannot retold speech. For stages throughout Despite terrible keeping communication needed likely 15 minutes late Now part meticulously checked edited amended grammar apologies advance! Katie goes told countless already unbelievably privileged agreed marry fair blame considering romantic proposal. It Euro 2020 finals anticipation could Englands major trophy 55 excited…Prior game heading barbeque customary hour ready. Normally includes several questions around outfits weather meant leave decided ask question own. She shower towel wrapped round head chivalrous am quickly ran stairs mumbled something direction ring box stretched out…as said…hopeless Who’d 8 half ago depths Brixton numerous pubs holidays toy poodle end here. Google tells need seamlessly intertwine changed better. Being wordsmith knowing list following disorganised observations. You’re selfless perfectionist. priority waste angry other. encourage talk feelings won’t come surprise anyone here find right words situation. people highlighted effort Everything either because More absolute rock 9 close showing appreciation supportive team! Christine hosting ceremony us. Lartigolle team particular Louis incredible. From stepped gates greeted cold glasses rose home. Louis commitment perfect hosted chateau tasting weekend wife’s due date…we forever boy held days! let’s pissed. Right. hands free. better mess up said if job next well. My name Alex Nelson calls Nels. respond Neil too amusing spelling typo ‘Nels’ party Chris. led amount confusion building wedding event organiser expecting 3 men - Alex Nels Neil! disappoint ladies gents evening. Standing today inevitability mine. Looking relationship special chemistry looked Everyone young thing?? watch blossom. old Greg Comer ditched him Katie. He devastated. I hopes Katie’s tatters. lost however January 2016 upgraded Hills!! true spot officially secured. requisite skill determination place token bride pay homage structuring finely edited novels. With series chapters hopefully laughs flowing Chris’ cheeks glowing. Given groom’s favourite books picture books accompanied chapter visual aid envelope tables. Please open promoted so. So gentlemen ready story!? surprised hear unknowingly encountered cricketing rivals Saturday 24th May 2008. Incidentally Rhianna US charts ‘take bow’. Hatfield Peverel comprised jocks Danny Zuko’s (many them crowd today!). consisting 11 virgins feared their own shadows. opened batting classy 53 80 balls (in sloth style bother between wickets majority boundaries 10 4’s 1 6) then before Bazball deemed healthy strike rate 66.25% innings (please refer exhibit full scorecard Bozza failure card Quack Quack). easily scorer bow’ indeed. down bat number wheeled square leg umpiring duties (I yet trusted umpire striker’s end). Coincidentally fielding leg. tried engage chit chat posse T Birds proximity air arrogance heard engaging enemy. ended troops field secured match. Awaiting gaggle WAGS pitchers lager heroes. Too nervous stick face terrifying prospect speaking females hastily exit. overall l impression TWAT! Roll forward year freshers trembling university football trials gateway popularity giving chance nicking bird. Within trial curly haired handsome chap immediately recognised T-birds avoid eye contact. surprise T-bird walked right!? spoke hometown contrary impressions cricket twat opposite kind funny lovely laid-back nature traits wished another shook meeting scratching fringes 3rd team shanti town halls disappearing 8pm Don Skype high school girlfriends probably turned offer! evening onwards inseparable. Together consistently attended nights Works Monday Penny Tuesday’s & Vensday Wednesdays. Sorry inform Denise missed lectures. Tuesday realised become (Exhibit 2 pack 8th December 2009). poured moved France ski season. sadly fizzling put drink drive Gatwick airport immediately. problem sunk pints car stopped police. voice reason excellent idea went. sped airport chipped 11th flight sent way. That arrival complete disaster by-the-by point bulletproof. mates example daughters christening Cornwall ungodly London 10am service. DeJa’Vu struck beers system insurance driving else’s car. Is Katie? 2010 cricket level called team. same summer begun dating blonde beauty Naomi. serious recently parents. Her father Sean July Sunday morning asked knew cricketers short. volunteered shot punching above weight Naomi desperately needed cementing quiet pre-match nerves motion sickness massive before. pull go. ground Sean beaming athletic striding club house. After winning toss hesitate batting first gun batsman ranks least though did. Not 2 4 batten hatches while. strutted middle proceeded try get-go. This nonchalant worried darted concerned say ‘is wind up’. No sooner leaving pavilion clean bowled gate. cobbled score 120 bowl at least. opposition 95-6 5 overs remaining. Running bowling options fast ‘do fancy turning arm over’? batter shite. expected scoff chance horror confidently “sure” absolutely caveats regarding ability. inevitable happened served 6 loopy lolly pops walloped boundary. 24 somehow snatched defeat jaws victory. Sean’s wilted. Naomi’s dad severe dent. often recalls story laugh ‘over hell’! Fast ourselves madness sufficient passed forgive Both keen golfers upon news easing organise game. invite friend. wanting golfer choice 4th Myles Gilligan today). tee teeing later. halfway suddenly whistling noise louder (noise) thud. ARGHHHHH father-in-law hit deck clutching hamstring agony. behind 150 yards covering eyes horror. Only capable hitting ball accurately hard. FOUR shout!? comments (the novice) alright Thanks Chris reminded moron are. evening nasty smallish bruise appeared hamstring took photo forwarded Chris’ watsapp “Sir Shankalot”. awful couldn’t apologise enough. Enjoying squirm send regular updates bruising totally embellished fictitious images. By degree tear black blue. quite gullible bought completely! address sending soon hamper beers! Revenge hell’. Exhibit details ludicrous pictures were! Throughout Uni well-paid counting cars traffic (exhibit 4 job). reluctantly involved insist wife Naomi along hoped act hand brake tomfoolery. didn’t. During summer assignment required large party duly assisted recruiting sensible mates. recruits wear resist business formal attire. conditions desperate watched tapes queues boiling shed mean hot! arrived dressed shorts t-shirts began employer Tim. Moments looking reservoir dogs tie smart outfit had. employer extremely perplexed bright red embarrassment speak invited back. Following P45 managed land local Uni bar foot door. His request particularly expensive third fee’s dented pocked hold Gents! First must set scene. ‘American History Studies’ (yeah either). Part allowed abroad South Carolina. constantly biggen facebook gloating fuss about. term bursary in Dan Sakal blew entirety flights him! tighter usual attempted rounds shrapnel coins offensive America bar tender coins threw rain. cry. Things worse police busted catch underage drinkers became anxious. relax 21 fine. confessed arrested bars! crime? Public urination! stubborn kindly charge arrest officers losers bullied school! They slapped fine gaining entry States wonder afraid leave Zurich write hey Trezzy! 2015 2-1 landed position company. smashed career date Senior UW age. market reputation liked industry proud weekly basis proficient finding return favour once Do!!! At ridiculous possible Flame vest ¾ length trousers strap sandals camouflage hoody tattoo sleeve shark tooth necklace! bastard pulled Rob Swaine diet trim real redeeming feature outstanding dentist pearly whites! toast dentist!!! Palma credit word do regret culture offer ventured feet ‘Hogans bar’. cultural reference wise Denis Bologna learnt potential flash flooding Tuscany mystery “barrage bar”. Special lasting multiple cancelled believe qualifies dual residency! traveling seemed 154 years run money. Funnily enough walking New Zealand sustain weekends Japan. bank finally defaulted real. coming nowhere stay…. assured stay based three Baz Veron Comer. shining Mainly either– wingman watertight seemed. 4.49 million London. eligible sweet ages 23-33. struggle these ladies yes bang average remarkably looking. pursue lady limits wingman Greg’s ex-girlfriend already learnt dumped ass uni! noticed interest developing Instagram annoyingly busy feed frantically liking hundreds Loughnane’s photos. quizzed behaviour squealed telling multiple coffee dates. 25 London! pairing skint Essex geeza American Studies locker vs articulate English Rose brick university. suppose ‘opposites attract’ truer! romance cause stir vividly Baz “I marries drama it”. did! pipe smoke Baz!! seriousness both. wants happy. him- adores late-night dancing Denise’s Years Eve difficult intimate setting Geoff’s funeral saw bond incredible gold. Hillsy dearly mate. the…. super laid back fun loving trials. seriously important crop offering support. Evie chosen role model to. man final piece advice tying knot involves rings engagement ring boozy benders SUFFERING!! Ladies Gentleman raise please upstanding. sincerely happiness inside out. friends Mr Mountford Hills!!! breathe sigh relief enjoy aware she’s passionate gender equality inclusion. Maybe this?... equality subject mental angst man’s scot-free. fellow words. sound straight hard content bear me… Many enjoyed recently hen One (and dont worry PC) ‘Katie ages’. actually remind ourselves bride’s extensive wonderful wardrobe younger journey tonight. wanted broaden topic slightly incorporate theme evening: (now worried again!). ages: themed’. Juliet away. talking innocent age colour coordinating highlighters straightening hair within inch its skimpy white strappy tops opposed uniform smock dresses generally loves introduced exciting new aspects Robin German exchange student of… Robin smitten bonding rap water fights (which her) below 5ft4. stage sharing clothes swapping shoes Robin’s trip UK. David (Katie’s student) bystanders blossoming love. Alas Germany knows Even school earning nickname ‘fit L’ girls that. While meaningful (sorry Robin!) life-long friendships. sexy sixsome embarrassingly ourselves. rooms habbo hotel dream homes sims routines room. join endeavors lifelong weirdness handing Liv collaboration rival groups really continuation friendship Juliet spoken 6sum plastics forces create Simon Cowell Putting differences aside (other variety show M bitter about) introduction exams alcohol nightclubs boys forged everlasting friendships friends. remained consistent years. amiss house party popular belief “read bed asleep 9” kind academic prowess generosity appreciated exam time sensitivity empathy teenage ups break reliable shoulder cry on. qualities her enabled maintain relationships date prom. gained respect teachers peers Head Girl teens adults drunken teary imagine. Finally flying nest chairea sixth form centre dizzy heights university Chloe insight loved next. Like blossomed University Southampton. Here doe eyed freshers grips independent balance social “hectic” timetables. student ensuring lunch breaks eat jacket potato cheese beans skim read reading nursing hangover hell allowing pop Quay (Southampton’s shopping centre) pick Monday Bliss outfit. Fortunately (except hangovers) impede memorable out Bliss Oceana Wednesdays £2 quad Vods paving calendars thinking wild creation “Alma Dragons”. coined boys female impenetrable ‘fort’ Alma Road. Very happy referred Dragons happily fort hub pre-drinks (with (I’ll guesses suggested one!)). luckily city Southampton lots offer abundance them largely impassable. future husbands life Build Bear teddy Jeremiah dragons gifted requested 21st birthday lingering smell biscuit fake tan!). antics reading surprisingly paid graduated First Class Honours literature. early 20s Jeremiah professionals. professional style definitely work. Over Leah more… Let’s 2015 swing 20s. does girl’s holidays. time: Marbella. Sunbathing Days revolved shade terracotta go…and hence hashtag holiday #terracottaarmy Ocean Club suffered case of describes ‘severe sunstroke’. Everyone else phenomenon as: slaughtered. toilet entered cubicles. shortly after seen. washed hands reply. she’d me! drunkenly stumble caught eye…it curled floor cubicle. banged door move. situation this… toilets summon group). She’d exactly explain locked cubicle…she plan. cubicle strategically sunglasses cover rolling holding ‘Just cool’ beds alternated napping eating pizza afternoon until fit state leave. 1-0 Club nod today: sleep! thankfully prove eventful Caroline us! frequent trips hangovers London lived Rosanna Chloe started publishing hustle Penguin. attention detail focus serve impressed worked with climbing ranks dolling free Penguin! However mentioned London’s near proving uneligible. Sidelining dating focused overdraft judgment: closet vast. fateful halloween night Heading celebrate quarter century wound carefree grapevining Dogstar stamina graciously key while visited sloped home Bella. Later Bella ‘asleep’ giggling anticipation fright imminent prank hilarious. thrilling lined ‘Get bed. NOW.’ scuttle heads mysterious.. tall.. dark man. Who honestly there. Anyway twice relegated giggling sofa fell it. Or him. Until lunch eaten mac Rosanna packed stuff sign Reappearing online they’d grab completely track joked ‘it’s okay him’. Turns talked talked walked more. Opening other heavy ease other’s company date. seen such lightness. practically glowed Charlotte Tilbury sincerely partnership want? They’d we’ve loved what’s ahead you’ll future. accurately genuinely earlier. purposefully because endure (amongst turbans walks) filled laughter unwavering support another. continue bring carry bad. memories remember have Marbellan army army promise made stand toast ‘to friendship’.