“Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express. Come and watch pikeys making a mess of lives they were given by him up stairs kids they're convinced aren't actually theirs. What sounds on earth could ever replace needing money or wives in your face? Cause this people reckon me included is why pubs drugs kindly invented to calm us all down stop going mental. These are Estates basic essentials. We worth every penny grinding axes. You shit our heads but you pay taxes. Imagine Britain without buccaneers who come face price beer. Make poverty history cheaper now! SCATTER!”