Voodoo dolls - good idea let's get them 2022 you’re a fucking bitch 4th grade that’s the end of little children then it’s soap operas and assholes. 7 days and 4 hours until Melina will be at my house. Actually as farts go that was pretty benign. Alcohol and chips is a solid dinner. Alive and not assholes Allergies are fun Alright I have to go pretend that I care. And I didn’t like dogs at the time which that was stupid. Angie you’re a dog slut. Angie your going to regret not picking me for ass games! At the end of the day the teacher is probably a democrat so it’s all her fault. Because I deserve to take a shower. Being loved by Mo is amazing Brenna you’re a penis. But I love you. But I had a Bloody Mary and that’s what comes out of my mouth. But maybe a small Sheetz tattoo. Can’t keep doing it all. Catastrophize Chill the fuck out you white bitch. Chin nuts. Come to Death’s Camp Crappaccino Did Carla get Covid and how is his gout or did Brenna get pissed and kick his ass out. Did we just figure out Melina’s nickname? Spicy Asian Snatch. Did you bet on the bubble and lose? Do you know what we’re celebrating today? Shelly’s boobs. Dogs like to hump me. Don’t ever let him give you IBS. No. You poop on your own terms Don't blame me if you can't do backflips and fart at the same time. I can multitask like a motherfucker. Everybody thought of everyone else. Everyone is thinking Monday in the hole. Everyone thinks I’m sweet Ange. Fancy folk shit their pants too I'm sure of it Fuckededuptefist Go be with your families. And leave me alone. Go forth and be bad asses Go kick some ass or reach out for support. Going all Jimmy Johns Good for you for putting your balls out there and doing it in your fancy clothes-I'm paraphrasing-Ingrid said it much better Grab a grocery bag and go to it schmegy style Gummy weaning He’ll feel like a dainty flower He’s a dick and that’s a fact. And I like to deal in facts. He’s continuing his fucktardery. How did poopy pickleball go? Huffypuss I am on my way home to destroy and kick the ass of my oldest child. I apologize for ripping on vaginas. I became the dumb drunk white lady. I can send you all my booby love. I can't make you Latino or black but I can make you a lesbian I constantly lie to my children so they don’t worry. I did immunotherapy in college for my alcohol intolerance I did not poop my pants at pickleball! I don’t enjoy the Catholic judgement. I don’t even care if I sleep on the porch because that’s where I started with you people and there’s nothing wrong with that. I don’t go off carbs entirely because that’s just silly I don’t like the word piss. I don’t mind being the taint but I’d rather be the vag. I don’t need people I know seeing me naked spreading my butt cheeks I don’t remember Melina being a big runner. I feel like I would be less fat if I drank more. I get to be a taint!! I got to teach Colin what a brothel was so that’s fun. I guess I just expect people to not suck. I have an angry boob vein. I have bad bad luck when I go into trailer parks I hope you spooned and spanked. I hope your vagina gets better. It stinks. I just love Jills. I like old man balls. It's where I live. I like to eat a lot too so prepare for that. I liked Fergie’s Weiner. I love catching sleep apnea in the wild I love when you call us whores and I wish I was one I see old men’s scrotums all the time. Then I go back and talk to them the next day. I spent a year pooping I think I might have done one drunk polo. I think I scare them a little which is something I love about myself. I think yours is cute and your kids can suck it. I try to take sneaky pics of mullets in the wild I want to come back as mos dogs in my next life. I want to jump him into the mommy gang and beat the shit out of him right now. I want to live in Jillville. I want you to be on my team for all ass related events. I was angry guys what do you want from me. I was just accepted into fight club so I'm not commenting I will not shove it in my vagina I will throat punch a mutha fucka for every one of you and your offspring. I would get drunk at a party and make out with them. That’s how I would tell them I like them. I would hug you and I won’t apologize so suck it. I would rather be happy than skinny. I would steal his joy in trying to be a petty little bitch I’ll probably grow a third tit I’m afraid I’ll massage a poop out. I’m always looking for a fight. I’m babbling and I’m not sorry. I’m Behind not Brenna behind but behind I’m fine as long as I’m drinking at home. Alone. I’m fresh out of fucks to give for that one! I’m going to quick thread my mustache in the car. I’m just hovering at fatness. I’m like “what the fuck Jill” but then I also love you I’m making today a good day I’m more of a wild kingdom kind of parent I’m over both jumps and sliding down the camels ass. I’m pretty happy with dating my sweatpants. I’m pretty sure one of my kids is killing animals and not owning up to it. I’ve been surviving the last month on Marcos Peloton bourbon and Prozac If anyone tries to sell me crack or solicit me for sex I will definitely Marco Polo that for your entertainment If I insulted you too fucking bad If I’m Martha Stewart I’m the Prison one. If Walmart could be a town it would be the Wisconsin Dells. If you are struggling I love you and you are fucking amazing. If you can scroll through those and not smile you're an asshole (AY) If you have a dick you don’t have to do dick. If you’ve showered and haven’t pooped yourself you’re winning the day. If your ass starts tingling today shoot us a text so we can reallocate our resources Im an all in person and right now I’m all in on being fat. I'm friends with some butt ugly women. I'm losing the desire to placate idiot assholes. Impeach that motherfucker Ingrid is the shitstopper Ingrid in the dark: I don’t know what happened Is that your foreskin sweater? It doesn’t have a heated seat and it is pretty magical. It it fun to listen to other people complain because I feel like less of a shit. It was a crappy nachos kind of day. It was the old man balls It would happen if they shoved anything up your cervix. It’s fine. It’s all fine. It’s good. It’s fun. You fucking idiots. It’s going to be a long time before Carl gets any pussy. It’s important to teach your kids how to chug early It’s like I’m going to fucking Applebee’s or something. It’s not a competition on how shitty anyone’s life is. Jimmy doesn’t take his socks off. Just put it in your mouth and you suck it and it Taste sweet like honey. Just when you round one corner your other hole starts leaking Kick some Friday ass today witches! Let’s drop them Off and let them hunt each other. Made it home. No mess. Make today your bitch. Martha Death Maybe it’s time for the straight porn talk. Medical shocker. Mediocrity is just not in our blood ladies. Melina wherever you are I love you. Meredith’s are shady as fuck. Mine are like two small children riding around with me all day. My crippled butt wants to come out there and ram my crutch up his butt hole. My ex is genetically inferior My favorite was when the guy was fucking the girl out the window b My papaya does not want to talk to my romper My vag is good Nachos are for Mondays because they make everything better. No one has a team of witches like us. Normalize the handicrapper Not shitting ourselves is our new bar. of course I want a deviled egg in the car Ooh hoo! I’m the vagina!! Papaya cheese Please don't talk about the mice anymore. Seriously. It's going to fuck with me. Purging is like sex Seriously Business Angie. She birthed the fucking hero Short term brain loss? Between the drinking and the head injuries I’m sure. Showing up all ripe and ready to rock. Skinny girls are stupid. Slightly smelly but not like obnoxiously smelly. Small nuts cold. Teenage emotional dumpster fire Thanks to Melina you got a little butthole action. That is what I’m good at as a lawyer - writing things on paper that makes people shit themselves That was three chin nuts ago. That’s my life right now. Watching kids fuck out a window and then this nonsense. The only thing I like in my butt is needles The poop will kill you no matter what. The sex in the stairwell was unrelated to the punching of the wall. The shop vac was mot involved in any way in adult time. Let’s be clear on that. There’s no year you can do it They don’t have rights they’re children. This butthole’s for you. This one’s for the taint. Those friends aren’t my boob flashing friends. Though our nudes are very tasteful. Trails lead somewhere eventually. Travel teams coming out their vaginas Tyrone: People want to drink in all languages. Use the booty. Voyer lawyer BJs don’t get you good pleas We all need a little bit of Jill Well girls it may just be shaping up to be a shit in the woods kind of day. What kind of fucking utopia do you live in? When that scream comes out of your belly. When you’re experienced and confident you don’t have to piss on anyone. Why do you like needles in your ass so much? Witches handicrapper Working sounds dumb. Yes. I've touched lots of old balls You can’t teach guts and balls. You don’t need memories of your mom powdering your balls. You gotta move before you get poked in the eye with a nipple. You have a leg to stand on and another one to kick them in the ass with. You might as well put them in chess and backgammon camp and quit life. You poop and then you shower. When I do it that way I feel like I’m winning the day. You should take a dump on his survey and mail it to him. Megan brown"