Voilà! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage no mere veneer vanity is vestige vox populi now vacant vanished. However this valorous visitation by-gone vexation stands vivified has vowed to vanquish these venal virulent vermin van-guarding vice vouchsafing violently vicious voracious violation volition. The only verdict vengeance vendetta held votive not in vain for value veracity such shall one day vindicate vigilant virtuous. Verily vichyssoise verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it my very good honor meet you may call V.