"This story so dumb... But it’s not my birthday. Once upon a time long time ago when Moses parted the sea and found Facebook sitting on other side fishing I used to change bday 420 every year then it back at end of day. It was dumb pothead level joke that friends came call Very Merry Unbirthday. Then about 10 years ago decided all too important locked me out couldn’t anymore. So permanently stuck 420.???? It’s even birthday Suckerberg you self jackass. Jokes us both tho since never get happy birthdays actual June 16th y'all. Gemini for life."