I’m going to quick thread my mustache in the car. I’m like “what the fuck Jill” but then I also love you I’m more of a wild kingdom kind of parent I’m over both jumps and sliding down the camels ass. I’m pretty sure one of my kids is killing animals and not owning up to it. If anyone tries to sell me crack or solicit me for sex I will definitely Marco Polo that for your entertainment If I’m Martha Stewart I’m the Prison one. If you are struggling I love you and you are fucking amazing. If you’ve showered and haven’t pooped yourself you’re winning the day. Im an all in person and right now I’m all in on being fat. Impeach that motherfucker Ingrid in the dark: I don’t know what happened It doesn’t have a heated seat and it is pretty magical. It was the old man balls It’s fine. It’s all fine. It’s good. It’s going to be a long time before Carl gets any. It’s not a competition on how shitty anyone’s life is. Just put it in your mouth and you suck it and it Taste sweet like honey. Kick some Friday ass today witches! Made it home. No mess. Martha Death Medical shocker. Melina wherever you are I love you. My crippled butt wants to come out there and ram my crutch up his butt hole. My favorite was when the guy was fucking the girl out the window b Nachos are for Mondays because they make everything better. Normalize the handicrapper of course I want a deviled egg in the car Purging is like sex She birthed the fucking hero Showing up all ripe and ready to rock. Slightly smelly but not like obnoxiously smelly. Teenage emotional dumpster fire That is what I’m good at as a lawyer - writing things on paper that makes people shit themselves That’s my life right now. Watching kids fuck out a window and then this nonsense. The poop will kill you no matter what. There’s no year you can do it This one’s for the taint. Tiny Farts Travel teams coming out their vaginas Use the booty. We all need a little bit of Jill What kind of fucking utopia do you live in? When you’re experienced and confident you don’t have to piss on anyone. Witches handicrapper Yes. I've touched lots of old balls You don’t need memories of your mom powdering your balls. You have a leg to stand on and another one to kick them in the ass with. You poop and then you shower. When I do it that way I feel like I’m winning the day. You’re eating Ball sack I get gluten farts 2022 you’re a fucking bitch 7 days and 4 hours until Melina will be at my house. Alcohol and chips is a solid dinner. Allergies are fun Angie likes it in the rear. Angie you're going to regret not picking me for ass games! Barney gave me his meat. Being loved by Mo is amazing Brenna you’re a penis. But I love you. But maybe a small Sheetz tattoo. Catastrophize Chin nuts. Crappaccino Did we just figure out Melina’s nickname? Spicy Asian Snatch. Dogs like to hump me. Don't blame me if you can't do backflips and fart at the same time. I can multitask like a motherfucker. Everyone is thinking Monday in the hole. Fancy folk shit their pants too I'm sure of it Go be with your families. And leave me alone. Go kick some ass or reach out for support. Good for you for putting your balls out there and doing it in your fancy clothes-I'm paraphrasing-Ingrid said it much better Gummy weaning He’s continuing his fucktardery. I am on my way home to destroy and kick the ass of my oldest child. I became the dumb drunk white lady. I constantly lie to my children so they don’t worry. I don’t enjoy the Catholic judgement. I don’t go off carbs entirely because that’s just silly I don’t mind being the taint but I’d rather be the vag. I don’t remember Melina being a big runner. I get to be a taint!! I guess I just expect people to not suck. I have bad bad luck when I go into trailer parks I just love Jills. I liked Fergie’s Weiner. I love when you call us whores and I wish I was one I spent a year pooping I think I scare them a little which is something I love about myself. I want to come back as mos dogs in my next life. I want to live in Jillville. I was angry guys what do you want from me. I will not shove it in my vagina I would get drunk at a party and make out with them. That’s how I would tell them I like them. I would rather be happy than skinny. I’ll probably grow a third tit I’m always looking for a fight. I’m Behind not Brenna behind but behind I’m just hovering at fatness. making today a good day over both humps and sliding down the camels ass. pretty happy with dating my sweatpants. I’ve been surviving last month on Marcos Peloton bourbon Prozac If I insulted you too fucking bad Walmart could be town it would Wisconsin Dells. have dick don’t to do dick. your ass starts tingling shoot us text so we can reallocate our resources I'm friends some butt ugly women. Ingrid is shitstopper Is that foreskin sweater? It fun listen other people complain because feel like less of shit. happen if they shoved anything up cervix. It’s fun. You idiots. important teach kids how chug early Jimmy doesn’t take his socks off. Just when round one corner hole leaking Let’s drop them Off let hunt each other. Make bitch. Maybe it’s time for straight porn talk. Mediocrity not in blood ladies. Meredith’s are shady as fuck. My ex genetically inferior vag No has team witches us. Not shitting ourselves new bar. Ooh hoo! vagina!! Seriously Business Angie. Short term brain loss? Between drinking head injuries sure. Skinny girls stupid. Small nuts cold. Thanks Melina got little butthole action. That was three chin ago The only thing needles shop vac involved any way adult time. clear that. They rights they’re children. Those aren’t boob flashing friends. Trails lead somewhere eventually. Tyrone: People want drink all languages. Voyer lawyer BJs get pleas Well may shaping shit woods kind day. When scream comes out belly. Why much? Working sounds dumb. can’t guts balls. gotta move before poked eye nipple. might well put chess backgammon camp quit life. should dump survey mail him. Meredith Voodoo dolls - idea let's 4th grade that’s end children then soap operas assholes. Actually farts go benign. Alive assholes And didn’t dogs time which Angie you’re dog slut. At day teacher probably democrat her fault. Because deserve shower. Bottle fart But had Bloody Mary what mouth. Can’t keep doing all. Chill fuck white Come Death’s Camp Did Carla Covid gout or did Brenna pissed kick out. bet bubble lose? Don’t ever him give IBS. No. poop own terms Everybody thought everyone else. Everyone thinks sweet Ange. Fuckededuptefist Go forth asses Going Johns Grab grocery bag go schmegy style He’s fact. deal facts. 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