“He’s Fit” “I don’t even rate him as a human being” “Can I be asked to make coffee?” “Taking the piss” “Cheeb” “Get rinsed” “Jumper” prick” “Trousers” pretentious little twat” “He stabbed in bum!” “Nobody likes Leeds” “They get on really well” “Brian” “Haitian Spaghetti” “Derek” “Swimming costume” “Plasters” “Blow ups” “Petrol station” “Do you want lift?” “Govy” “Kiwi tiene eSpeedy” “Qué funny” “Oh my god next county!” “Take it chin”