SCENE 1 Before an alehouse on a heath. Enter Hostess and Sly SLY. I'll pheeze you in faith. HOSTESS. A pair of stocks you rogue! Y'are baggage the Slys are no rogues look chronicles: we came with Richard Conqueror. Therefore paucas pallabris let world slide. Sessa! You will not pay for glasses have burst? No denier. Go by Saint Jeronimy go to thy cold bed warm thee. I know my remedy must fetch third-borough. Exit Third or fourth fifth borough answer him by law. budge inch boy: come kindly. Lies down ground falls asleep. Horns winded. Lord from hunting Huntsmen Servants. LORD. Huntsman charge thee tender well hounds Brach Merriman poor cur is emboss'd And couple Clowder deep-mouth'd brach. Saw'st thou not boy how Silver made it good At hedge-corner coldest fault? would lose dog twenty pound. FIRST HUNTSMAN. Why Bellman as he lord He cried upon at merest loss twice today pick'd out dullest scent Trust me take better dog. Thou art fool: if Echo were fleet esteem worth dozen such. But sup them well unto all Tomorrow intend hunt again. will lord. Sees Sly. What's here? One dead drunk? See doth he breathe? SECOND breathes Were warm'd ale This but sleep so soundly. O monstrous beast! like swine lies! Grim death foul loathsome thine image! Sirs practise this drunken man. What think convey'd bed Wrapp'd sweet clothes rings put his fingers most delicious banquet brave attendants near when wakes Would beggar then forget himself? Believe lord cannot choose. It seem strange wak'd. Even flattering dream worthless fancy. Then up manage jest. Carry gently fairest chamber hang round all wanton pictures Balm head distilled waters burn wood make lodging sweet. Procure me music ready To dulcet heavenly sound chance speak be straight low submissive reverence Say 'What your honour command?' Let one attend silver basin Full rose-water bestrew'd flowers Another bear ewer third diaper say 'Will't please lordship cool hands?' Someone costly suit ask what apparel wear tell hounds horse that lady mourns disease. Persuade hath been lunatic And says is---say dreams For nothing mighty do do kindly gentle sirs pastime passing excellent If husbanded modesty. My warrant play our part As shall true diligence less than is. Take up gently him each office wakes. Sly bourne out. trumpet sounds. Sirrah see 'tis sounds: Exit Servant. Belike some noble gentleman means Travelling journey repose here. Re-enter Servant. How now! who it? SERVANT. An honour players That offer service lordship. Bid come near. Players. Now fellows welcome. PLAYERS. We thank honour. Do stay tonight? PLAYER. So accept duty. With heart. fellow remember Since once play'd farmer's eldest son 'Twas where woo'd gentlewoman well. forgot name but sure part Was aptly fitted naturally perform'd. 'twas Soto means. 'Tis very true didst excellent. Well happy time The rather sport hand Wherein cunning can assist much. There lord hear tonight am doubtful modesties Lest over-eying odd behaviour--- yet never heard play--- break into merry passion offend him sirs should smile grows impatient. Fear contain ourselves veriest antick world. Go sirrah buttery give friendly welcome everyone: want house affords. Players. Barthol'mew page dress'd suits lady done conduct drunkard's call 'madam' obeisance. Tell me---as win love--- himself honourable action Such observ'd ladies Unto their lords accomplished duty drunkard soft tongue lowly courtesy is't command humble wife May show her known love?' kind embracements tempting kisses declining bosom shed tears being overjoy'd restor'd health Who seven years esteemed No beggar. boy woman's gift rain shower commanded onion such shift Which napkin close convey'd Shall despite enforce watery eye. See dispatch'd haste canst Anon thee more instructions. usurp grace Voice gait action gentlewoman long husband men themselves laughter When they homage simple peasant. counsel them haply presence abate over-merry spleen Which otherwise grow extremes. Exeunt.